in love with pole dance - Kamilka's world

You know you’re a pole dancer when….
- you are proud of your bruises.
- you can’t find shorts that are short enough.
- you spend more time watching women pole dance than the man in your life.
- you hear a song and immediately rate it for pole compatability.
- you have spent any amount of time trying to convince someone that pole dancing is different than stripping.
- you’ve cleared everything you possibly can out of your family room to make space for your pole.
- you’re looking at every stop sign, lamp post, children’s playground thinking, “I wonder if I can do a invert on that?”
- you get ceiling height envy.
- you assess the weather each day wondering how it will affect your grip more than to see what you should wear.
- you have to explain to other people, especially doctors and anyone that sees you unclothed, why you are bruised so bad.
- people have thought you were abused from all your bruises.
- you’re asked “what’s new?” and the first thing that goes through your head is the move you nailed the other day.
- you start a detailed description of your last practice with non-polers, easily forgetting that they don’t know what you’re talking about when you say “inverting”, etc.
- you get the biggest grin whenever people ask you if you work out.
- you get strange looks from people when you’re going through the store shopping for work-out clothes saying things like “no there won’t be enough skin showing if I get that one!”
- you have a huge bookmarks/favorites list in your web browser for pole dancing.
- you dream about pole dancing and/or pole in your sleep.
- “Peek-a-boo” is a bad word… won’t even say it to a baby.
- you have to think long and hard about how to respond to the question “So, what do you do for fun?”
- you judge every house by its flooring and ceiling height.
- your pole gets wiped clean more often than your coffee table.
- you rate couch cushions for their cushioning ability under your pole.
- you stopped using lotion because it makes you too darn silky smooth - you have tricks to do!
- you just can’t find mirrors big enough.
- you intend to go clothes shopping for work or personal and end up searching for that perfect top or shorts to pole dance in instead of regular clothes.